Sandy Clark, CGCS said: I would burn my money and jump off a high bridge before I will give it to be fair to others! I earned and saved it, they didn't, this isn't negotiable!
Sandy,
I have a better idea. I'll hold on to your cash, and when the bungee cord yanks you back up to bridge level, I'll give it back to you. You'll still have your money, and you will have made a statement against tyranny heard around the world. If the cord snaps, I'll use part of your money to buy a new one and we'll try it again. If it snaps a second time, then I'll publicly light up a cigar with a hundred dollar bill. Kind of an "in-your-face" protest against the government. In your honor, naturally.
And I promise to credit you during any television appearances, of which I hope there are many. Especially Jon Stewart. Girls dig guys that appear on Stewart's show. So what do you think? Sound like a plan?
(Dave, I hope your remarks will be slightly more restrained this time. After the Vegas fiasco, well.....you understand.)