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1. Mark Van Lienden

   

   14 posts
   
   12/27/2012 9:12 AM

   This is a story about how men and women record things differently in their diarys.
   Woman: My husband was acting distant today and we agreed to meet at a quaint resteraunt for a romantic lunch.He seemed angry perhaps because I was out shopping with friends and arrived late.Later at home he still seemed troubled and when I asked him what was wrong he said nothing was bothering him.I asked if I did something and he said it was not me.I am worried he is seeing someone else and my life as I know it is over.I don't know what I"ll do without him.
   Man: A two foot putt... who the heck misses a two foot putt.

   
   
   
   
2. James Schmid

   

   1 posts
   
   12/27/2012 2:12 PM

   Mark Van Lienden, CGCS said: This is a story about how men and women record things differently in their diarys.
   Woman: My husband was acting distant today and we agreed to meet at a quaint resteraunt for a romantic lunch.He seemed angry perhaps because I was out shopping with friends and arrived late.Later at home he still seemed troubled and when I asked him what was wrong he said nothing was bothering him.I asked if I did something and he said it was not me.I am worried he is seeing someone else and my life as I know it is over.I don't know what I"ll do without him.
   Man: A two foot putt... who the heck misses a two foot putt.

   
   
   Diaries? They still have those?

   
   
   
   
3. Keith Lamb

   

   3 posts
   
   12/27/2012 4:12 PM

   James Schmid said:

   Mark Van Lienden, CGCS said: This is a story about how men and women record things differently in their diarys.
   Woman: My husband was acting distant today and we agreed to meet at a quaint resteraunt for a romantic lunch.He seemed angry perhaps because I was out shopping with friends and arrived late.Later at home he still seemed troubled and when I asked him what was wrong he said nothing was bothering him.I asked if I did something and he said it was not me.I am worried he is seeing someone else and my life as I know it is over.I don't know what I"ll do without him.
   Man: A two foot putt... who the heck misses a two foot putt.

   
   
   Diaries? They still have those?

   
   
   He meant "Blog."

   
   
   
   
4. Melvin Waldron

   

   43 posts
   
   12/27/2012 5:12 PM

   Just don't tell your wife this joke. I did, and the boy is getting my pork chop for dinner.
   
   Mel

   
   Melvin H. Waldron III, CGCS, Horton Smith Golf Course, City of Springfield/Greene County MO
   
   
5. Stephen Okula

   

   3 posts
   
   12/28/2012 4:12 AM

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