7/30/2012 3:07 PM
Step number five:
Remove crazed person from an already isolated room, bringing him to within knife slashing distance of many more employees. If you happen to die trying to grab the knife, there will be many others to replace you. There should already be a plan in place for who tries next. Base it on performance. The slackers are first up, after the boss.
And, it's always good to have the group trained to have steel pipes ready to threaten him, while in unison, screaming, "Oh my [size=150">GOD![/size"> He's got a knife! We're ALL GOING TO [size=150">DIE!" [/size">
That usually calms things down.
Larry, you putz! What the hell were you thinking?