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Mayonnaise Jar and Two Beers...

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  1. Robert Crockett
    Robert Crockett avatar
    4 posts
    5/24/2012 10:05 AM
    Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers...

    When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.

    A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.

    When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

    He then asked the students if the jar was full.

    They agreed that it was.

    The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.

    The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

    He then asked the students again if the jar was full.

    They agreed it was.

    The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.

    Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

    He asked once more if the jar was full..

    The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

    The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.

    The students laughed..

    'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.

    The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

    The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car..

    The sand is everything else---the small stuff.

    'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.

    The same goes for life.

    If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

    Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

    Spend time with your children.

    Spend time with your parents.

    Visit with grandparents.

    Take your spouse out to dinner.

    Play another 18 holes of golf.

    There will always be time to clean the house, fix the disposal or deal with things from your job.

    Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter.

    Set your priorities.

    The rest is just sand.

    One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented.

    The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.'

    The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

    Please share this with someone you care about.
    I JUST DID!

    LIFE ISN'T ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS..........
    IT'S LEARNING HOW TO DANCE IN THE RAIN



  2. Randall Boudinot
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    4 posts
    5/24/2012 10:05 AM
    Very well put.

    Randy Boudinot
    Walnut Grove Country Club
    Dayton, Ohio



  3. McCallum David K
    McCallum David K avatar
    5/24/2012 12:05 PM
    Yes an excellent post..........we all waste to much time on the little stuff that has no real bearing on the quality of our lives.



  4. Dennis Cook
    Dennis Cook avatar
    1 posts
    5/24/2012 1:05 PM
    David McCallum said: Yes an excellent post..........we all waste to much time on the little stuff that has no real bearing on the quality of our lives.

    Yeah, like digging through these forums and typing responses that accomplish nothing :lol:



  5. Stephen Okula
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    3 posts
    5/24/2012 2:05 PM
    You could put the beer in first, I know I do.



  6. Larry Allan
    Larry Allan avatar
    0 posts
    5/24/2012 2:05 PM
    Robert Crockett said: Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers...

    When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.

    A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.

    When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

    He then asked the students if the jar was full.

    They agreed that it was.

    The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.

    The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

    He then asked the students again if the jar was full.

    They agreed it was.

    The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.

    Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

    He asked once more if the jar was full..

    The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

    The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.

    The students laughed..

    'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.

    The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

    The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car..

    The sand is everything else---the small stuff.

    'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.

    The same goes for life.

    If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

    Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

    Spend time with your children.

    Spend time with your parents.

    Visit with grandparents.

    Take your spouse out to dinner.

    Play another 18 holes of golf.

    There will always be time to clean the house, fix the disposal or deal with things from your job.

    Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter.

    Set your priorities.

    The rest is just sand.

    One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented.

    The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.'

    The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

    Please share this with someone you care about.
    I JUST DID!

    LIFE ISN'T ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS..........
    IT'S LEARNING HOW TO DANCE IN THE RAIN

    Robert, you should consider the value of cut and paste more seriously. It was your first post that I actually understood in its entirety



  7. Melvin Waldron
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    43 posts
    5/24/2012 9:05 PM
    I guess my wife wasn't in that class, I don't dare play that extra 18 holes instead of getting chores done at home first.

    Mel

    Melvin H. Waldron III, CGCS, Horton Smith Golf Course, City of Springfield/Greene County MO

  8. Robert Crockett
    Robert Crockett avatar
    4 posts
    5/28/2012 5:05 PM
    Larry Allan said:
    Robert Crockett said: Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers...

    When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.

    A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.

    When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

    He then asked the students if the jar was full.

    They agreed that it was.

    The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.

    The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

    He then asked the students again if the jar was full.

    They agreed it was.

    The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.

    Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

    He asked once more if the jar was full..

    The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

    The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.

    The students laughed..

    'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.

    The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

    The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car..

    The sand is everything else---the small stuff.

    'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.

    The same goes for life.

    If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

    Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

    Spend time with your children.

    Spend time with your parents.

    Visit with grandparents.

    Take your spouse out to dinner.

    Play another 18 holes of golf.

    There will always be time to clean the house, fix the disposal or deal with things from your job.

    Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter.

    Set your priorities.

    The rest is just sand.

    One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented.

    The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.'

    The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

    Please share this with someone you care about.
    I JUST DID!

    LIFE ISN'T ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS..........
    IT'S LEARNING HOW TO DANCE IN THE RAIN

    Robert, you should consider the value of cut and paste more seriously. It was your first post that I actually understood in its entirety

    you have to refresh me Red I've slept since then and pretty well quit making comments....Just not worth my time



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