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1. Swing Joseph R

   
   1/8/2015 9:01 AM

   Hey what do you know about Sports anyway Clay? With your size, the only thing you could have ever done that has anything to do with anything resembling sport is to ride a horse (Jockey). Guess you could have been a little league second baseman at some point also though.
   
   Well at least you are a Buckeye and going to watch your team play for a National Championship, again finally. Only bad thing is that they are playing against my home state team. Hope our Bucks can stop the most prolific and efficient QB in college football for a long time, if not ever.
   
   With love your old buddy from far, far away, and it's not Kansas either!
   
   Who loves you Babe? only your mother more..........
   
   Guess who??????
   
   Greenkeeping@golfclub-montfort.com
   0043 676-5566612

   
   
   
   
2. Clay Putnam

   

   33 posts
   
   1/8/2015 1:01 PM

   Ah, Mr. Swing. Long time.
   
   I've never been a Bo jackson or Tiger Woods but my sporting prowess is worthy and I dare anyone challenge me in Pop-O-Shot. Although now that I'm close to being eligible for my Golden Buckeye Card I find myself creaking in spots that have never been an issue in the past. And two points regarding jockeys. First, anyone next to you is a dwarf. Secondly, I hate riding horses. Did it once on a trail ride. That will never happen again.
   
   Hope all is well in your corner of the world.
   
   GO BUCKEYES!

   
   
   
   
3. Swing Joseph R

   
   1/9/2015 1:01 AM

   Hi Clay,
   
   Creaking in spots; Hey, those creaking spots are rusted tight with me now. Remember, I may be bigger, better looking, and smarter than you, but I am also a few year older. Past the big 50 now man. Just digging you with all the shit Clay. Was really pleased to see your name on the forum. My first endeaver into this sector of our electronic world. My wife says I am modern communication challenged (nice word for handicapped). I say I am challenged in many ways, as you know.
   
   Well Clay, let me know where you are at now. Sure nice to catch up to one of the old school boys. Other than von Hofen now and again I have lost contact to just about everyone. I do see Ralph Dane now and than at the GCS though. Always think back and wonder about a couple of the old gang now and again. Life sure passes you by as time flies huh? Seems like just five years ago that we were clogging our way through trying to get out of school and on our ways in the real world.
   
   Hope our paths will cross again at some point.
   
   All the best for you and the family old pal.
   
   Ron

   
   
   
   
4. Peter Bowman

   

   11 posts
   
   1/9/2015 7:01 AM

   Clay Putnam, CGCS said: ......And two points regarding jockeys. First, anyone next to you is a dwarf. Secondly, I hate riding horses. Did it once on a trail ride. That will never happen again.

   
   
   I've got a jockey story......
   
   I was working at a golf course in Pasadena, CA at the time, and my wife cooked and sometimes waited tables at a Howard Johnson's hotel/restaurant very close to the Santa Anita racetrack. When in town for the racing season jockey Laffit Pincay would eat and stay there. The nights my wife was cooking Pincay would insist that she be the one who actually brought his meal to his table. He was a decent tipper. Well, this one night the 5' tall Pincay stands up to greet my 5'-10" tall wife. Her you-know-whats were right at his eye level. He propositions her by giving her his room key. She threw it back at him before he could turn away.
   
   She tells me the story when she got home that night.
   
   Me, laughing....." Ah, come on honey. Just one time. We could be millionaires!"
   
   The wife....."Why don't you go back there? Maybe he'll give you his room key!"
   
   He became the winnigest jockey of all time. We're still not millionaires.

   
   
   
   
5. Clay Putnam

   

   33 posts
   
   1/9/2015 9:01 AM

   Either your wife isn't a team player or you need sensitivity training.
   
   Still trying to decide.

   
   
   
   
6. Peter Bowman

   

   11 posts
   
   1/9/2015 4:01 PM

   Lucky for me, in that respect my wife is not a team player. Regarding sensitivity training..........hmmmmmmm.

   
   
   
   
7. Swing Joseph R

   
   1/11/2015 11:01 AM

   Hey clay,
   
   Just another sad, sad short guy story.
   
   Where did this thing get off track? I was digging your about lacking physical attributes just a few minutes ago, and all of a sudden, we have degraded to some guys wife's you know whats and team playing. Where is the world going these days?
   
   Sure wishing I could do some NFL play-offs this wet, cold, rainy Austrian Alps Sunday. Alps not so cool when almost no snow and raining.
   
   Did find a way to see the big one tomorrow though.
   
   Go bucks

   
   
   
   
8. Clay Putnam

   

   33 posts
   
   1/11/2015 11:01 PM

   Ronald,
   
   Never knew you as a Joe. Maybe a Richard but not a Joe.
   
   With all due respect to Pete, I'm guessing there is nothing degrading about his better half's you know whats. I mean Pete's a handsome fella so the Mrs. is most surely a lovely one.
   
   The count down to the best game of the year is upon us. Hopefully you can trek down the hill and find a chalet to see THE OSU big win.

   
   
   
   
9. Peter Bowman

   

   11 posts
   
   1/12/2015 6:01 PM

   Clay Putnam, CGCS said: Ronald,
   
   With all due respect to Pete, I'm guessing there is nothing degrading about his better half's you know whats. I mean Pete's a handsome fella so the Mrs. is most surely a lovely one.

   
   
   Nothinhg degrading at all. Thanks Clay. Where do I send the $2.00?