10/20/2015 6:10 PM
Too late, Shawn. I already invented it. Haven't sold any yet, but I'll be able to retire after I sell the first one.
It's part human and part machine.
The human part:
1) Never calls in late because his alarm didn't go off, when you know it did, and
2) Never calls in sick when you know he isn't, and
3) Can read and understand the english language.
4) It goes to all greens committee meetings for you, too.
The machine part:
5) Can mow greens, tees, fairways, and rough, all by itself, never having to stop to change cutting heights, and
6) Always in a straight line. Always. And,
7) It eats its own clippings.
8) It graciously gives about 0.10" rain every night, only at night, so you never have to water. It's always sunny all day here, too.
9) It produces, then applies, its own fertilizer while its mowing the golf course for you, so there's no additional cost for that stuff, and
10) It doesn't allow any compaction-causing golfers and their carts on the course, thereby solving that problem for you.
How many do you want?